December 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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My dad recorded a 3 hour making of the Harry Potter movies TV special.
YOU WILL BE HAVING A GREAT FATHER’S DAY THIS YEAR, YOU DAD, YOU.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
houseofjathan:
annietheawkwarddork:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
109. On the first anniversary of Fred's death,...
marvelousx:
gred-forge-weasley:
What . ARE . YOU . DOING . TO . MY . EMOTIONS?
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#I will reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it is the most beautiful video of Darren ever put into existence
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Hogwarts Houses from different POV's →
-felixfelicis:
magic-of-hogwarts:
Hogwarts POV:
Gryffindor: Brave wizards Hufflepuff: Hard-working wizards Ravenclaw: Clever wizards Slytherin: Ambitious wizards Gryffindor POV:
Gryffindor: Badasses Hufflepuff: Friends Ravenclaw: Smartasses Slytherin: Cunts
Slytherin POV: Gryffindors: Pussies Hufflepuffs: Losers Ravenclaws: Showoffs Slytherin: BAMFs.
Ravenclaw POV:
Gryffindors:...
“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T...
h0ckeymom:
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
so next year will be the first time in 10 years...
levi-oh-sa:
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whoah
how am I not gonna stay up until 4am every morning when school starts?
poesys:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
If us Dramione fans attended Hogwarts
We’d probably be so creepy
Hey, Draco
There’s Hermione…
Aren’t you going to say hi?
He’ll be like
When we see Ron and Hermione together
IF HERMIONE CAN’T HAVE YOU, I CAN DRACO!
feltonfuckfest:
Only Place I Call Home — Every...
lnformation:
does anyone remember that one week in june when everyone was obsessed with nigel thornberry
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dudeisthatatwix:
ponyb0ycurtis:
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
Omg this